Horoscopes
Today I was looking at my horoscope and it read nothing but bull shit, yesterday it was somewhat stupid but not as bad as today. Currently I have no girl friend but this thing told me to not let her out of my sight today, and to top thing's off it suggested we stay in and watch a movie. Why did they generalize a Horoscope ??? they know, I know, not every one is fortunate to have one. This is what my version of a horoscope would read:
Aquarius - If you play your cool hand right today some one will fuck your brains out, and if it was good enough more will come tomorrow. And if that one friend of yours has not called, call them they want to talk to you.
Now if I read a horoscope like that I'd be all pumped up and ready to rock through the day, and if none of it happened I would just figure I didn't play my cool hand or called the right friend.